by Elahe Izadi
Paltrow and new husband (who has a name, darn it) Brad Falchuk got married in September, a fact she confirmed at the time with a very simple photo on Instagram.
Now Paltrow has shared photos from the big day in the utmost GOOP fashion: exclusively on GOOP, with captions that include links to the items used throughout the event that can be purchased through, you guessed it, GOOP.
(We’re still side-eyeing you, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.)
Paltrow and Falchuk got hitched in New York, reportedly at her Hamptons home.
Argentine chef Francis Mallman made the trek, and it was Paltrow’s “dream” to have him be in charge of the rehearsal dinner. (Who has a dream for their rehearsal dinner? Is this a thing women should be dreaming about?)
Chef Mario Carbone took over on the wedding day. Paltrow and Falchuk had their first date at one of his restaurants, and “having him cook for their wedding was a very special, full-circle moment,” according to the photo caption.
Also it takes four hours to grill these vegetables.
She wore Valentino for the ceremony, before changing into a Stella McCartney jumpsuit (with a cape! What a life) for the dance floor.
Unrelated to Downey but just something else to note: Cameron Diaz was casually getting her makeup done next to the bride. We did not spot Paltrow’s ex, the consciously uncoupled Chris Martin.
The guests danced the night away to ’80s music.
Is it just that all wedding photos, no matter how luxurious the occasion, look kind of basic?
Such an illusion of relatability to Paltrow is shattered once you discover the dinner plates, without food on them, probably cost about $57 each, and that it likely cost $285 for a throw pillow on an outdoor couch at the rehearsal dinner.
The Washington Post